Pledge

I will NOT be cheesy

I will NOT play german techno at your wedding (well unless you want)

I will NOT make annoying small talk during your reception

I will NOT show up unprepared

I will pack your dance floor

I will play all the songs you want to hear

I will get your booty shakin’

I will make your guests jealous of your wedding

I will make your wedding day the best day of your life